Ghost

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

(Source: flubberwasanokmovie)

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

familyblogger:

BROOM BROOM BITCH

familyblogger:

BROOM BROOM BITCH

ghenet:

Lmfaooooooooo

ghenet:

Lmfaooooooooo

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